Two blondes lock their keys in the car. One of the blondes tries to break into the car while the the other one watches.
Finally the first blonde says "Darn, I can't get in the car!" The other blond replies, "keep trying, it looks like it is going to rain and the top is down".
Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "DON'T WALK".
Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A: So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.
Blonde Inventions
1.Tricycle kickstand
2.Solar flashlight
3.Fire proof matches
4.Inflatable dartboard
5.Glass hammer
6.Black light bulb
7.Boomerang grenade
A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm.
She passes a person who asks, "Where did you get that?" The pig says, "I won her in a raffle!"
How do you get a blonde to climb on the roof?
Tell her that the drinks are on the house
What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
Run like hell...she's got a hand grenade in her mouth.
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