Thanksgiving

so this thursday is thanksgiving. not really all that exciting. this year were having thanksgiving at my house, which means my mom has been going on a frickin cleaning frenzy. so on thursday i have my grandparents coming over along with my two aunts and uncles. and that means im going to be bombarded with questions about what i want for christmas. ill just give my usual response, "i dont know... something good". one big tradition with my family and thanksiving is watching the lions game. last year i didnt watch it because there is really no point. im not guna watch this years game because the lions have no hope at all. my favorite part about thanksgiving is all the food. usually each family brings something to pass and i love munching on all the snacks and deserts.

Soccer Coaches

my soccer coaches are pretty freaking annoying. first of all we only have one real coach because the other two are not qualified to actually be our coach. and because i'm on the blue team (we have two teams, red is good, blue not so much) we get stuck with the crappy coaches. these two coaches pretend like they know what they are talking about but they really dont. like the other day... we were doing a drill and the two crappy coaches were trying to explain it to us and we kept telling them we thought it was wrong, but of course they know everything and said nope, its wrong. so later we switch the teams up and the other coach comes over and completelty yells at us for doing it wrong. were all like wtf! thats what we told them!! but the other coach isnt much better. yea hes the better coach and knows what hes talking about for most of the time. but for the majority of the time hes a real ass. he yells at us for no good reason. all he cares about is the red team. he works with them all the time, making them better and better. he never helps us get better, he just leaves us with the other two dumbasses.

SHS Basketball

SHS basketball tryouts were at the begining of last week. We had about 16 girls tryout and our coach said the team would have 12 or 13 players. On the first day of tryouts i forgot my physical so i wasnt allowed to play. i was so pissed. the coaches said it wouldnt affect if i made the team or not as long as i brought it the next day. but that didnt make me feel any better. but because i couldnt play the first day i sat and watched the other girls tryout. i guess it was good for me because i got to find out what we did at the tryouts before i actually did it. after two more days of tryouts i found out that i made the team. one downer bout basketball is that we have practice everyday after school... and on saturday. but not just saturday, saturday MORNINGS! the only day we get off is sunday and holidays. i dont mean to complain so much but im not use to so much practice right now. itll take me a while to get use to it. our team is pretty good and im looking forward to our games. our game times and locations can be found at the school website at

http://www.livonia.k12.mi.us/schools/high/stevenson/index.html

BLONDE JOKESSS!!!

Two blondes lock their keys in the car. One of the blondes tries to break into the car while the the other one watches.

Finally the first blonde says "Darn, I can't get in the car!" The other blond replies, "keep trying, it looks like it is going to rain and the top is down".

Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "DON'T WALK".

Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A: So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.

Blonde Inventions

1.Tricycle kickstand
2.Solar flashlight
3.Fire proof matches
4.Inflatable dartboard
5.Glass hammer
6.Black light bulb
7.Boomerang grenade

A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm.

She passes a person who asks, "Where did you get that?" The pig says, "I won her in a raffle!"

How do you get a blonde to climb on the roof?
Tell her that the drinks are on the house

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
Run like hell...she's got a hand grenade in her mouth.